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The Clickbank No Brainer
Want to make money online starting now? Things to consider..
Firstly what's in it for me? Well about $0.50c for every one that signs up to click bank from my website. And just for the record shit-for-brains, YOU don't pay me that Click Bank do. Moving on...
- 1. You need something to sell. I can give you this in under 10 minutes - set up and ready to go for FREE.
- 2. Do I need my own website? No. In 10 minutes from NOW you can be ready to earn.
- 3. You will need somewhere to sell it. I will show you what to do in minutes.
- 4. How do I manage all this? This is the good bit. Signing up with Click Bank takes about 4 minutes. That means within 4 minutes you will have the following:
- [a] A Click Bank Account so they know how to pay you
- [b] Click Bank Login so when you're bored you can log in and see how much you earned.
- [c] Access to Click Banks Market Place This means you can browse the products and select which ones you would like to promote. Takes seconds to be set up for each program.
You can read about Click Bank and its piss easy to set up sales programs here. Click Bank.
And you can read about the 4 nano second sign up process with Click Bank Here.
NEWS 2006: Alex Tew, UK student, makes $1.1 million in 5 months... (tosser by the way)
Did you follow the MillionDollarHompage story - and think 'I would've liked a bit of that'? (I didn't). Well now you can. Even if you don't have a website! If you can read and write you can sign up with Click Bank, in under 4 minutes, then order some cheap nasty pixels from my recommended list of shite (though potentially profitable) pixel list and point your link to whichever ClickBank url you choose to promote! In under 15 minutes you can be set up to earn anything from $22.00 to $200 per sale of other companies products. Read the Rich Jerk example below, he started just like this and in a short space of time started earning a few thousand dollars per month! He now earns multi millions, tells you how he does it and even shows you his bank statements (prick). Remember; you can't see proof of my earnings here. Read on...100,000 ClickBank Affiliates (mainly dorks admittedly) can't be wrong. Many of the dork advertisers on The MillionDollarHomepage are actually nothing more than affiliates.
This is an image that appears at the top right of The MillionDollarHomepage:
That's a ClickBank affiliate of the RichJerk program.
You losers can sign up with ClickBank now in under 5 minutes. ClickBank already have over 100,000 dork-affiliates earning sales commissions from 1% to 75% on the sale of digital products. Sign up for free and start earning commissions today by selling this absolute shite that people cannot resist wasting their money on.
I've put the ClickBank sign up page below to show you how easy and fast it is to complete.
Once you have signed up you can apply to any of ClickBanks many programs: Its so simple even YOU can do it. All you do is advertise your programs url like this one:
http://yourname.richjerk.hop.clickbank.net
This is an example of an affiliate code for TheRichJerk.com program. I won't make a secret of it: the actual url is an affiliate code of my own provided by ClickBank. If you click it and go on to buy the product I gets $22.00! Frankly I don't give a f*@k if you buy it or not because I'm already loaded. The important thing is YOU can sign up and do exactly the same in under 5 minutes!
The RichJerk program is one of the most successful on the ClickBank network paying 50% commission on all affiliate sales. This will earn you $22.00 per sale (correct at print).
The Maths: Spend $4.00 on a crappy pixel block + link to RichJerk program + 1 Sale = $18 profit. $22 per sale thereafter and its fookin automatic!
I suggest that you get off your arse and check out ALL the affiliate sale possibilities on the ClickBank network - look for the 'Gravity' rating - this indicates the 'strength' and thus possible earning conversions from each program. The higher the gravity, the higher the chances of you making sales.
Anyone clicking your ClickBank link is tracked and any sales made are commission payable to you! So you can sign up with ClickBank - buy some cheap pixel space and start generating sales from the tens of thousands of losers who buy this shite. See below - just fill in those fields and you're up and running.
And remember The Maths: Spend $4.00 on a crappy pixel block + link to RichJerk program + 1 Sale = $18 profit. $22 per sale thereafter and its fookin automatic!
See below how quick and easy the form is even for a dick like you.
Simply sign up - select the program(s) you would like to promote - you can then buy some cheap pixels and direct traffic through your new ClickBank urls! It's what the yanks call a 'nobrainer', which is ironic to say the least.
Click Here to sign up with ClickBank now and make me about $0.50. Or if you don't want me to make anything just Click Here (not my referral link)
Then check out some cheap pixel sites.