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In this section donkey brain I'm going to tell you which programs you should BUY on my personal reccommendation. These are programs I have made huge amounts of cash with. Both through implementing the stratgies they offer and from selling on as affiliate products, i.e. thousands of Dorks will buy them if only YOU can promote them in the right way and make them known to the losers who haven't already bought them. I will also tell you a couple of other "buying tips" which fundamentally includes recommending my own products so that you part with your cash and hand it over to me. On saying that, I will only reccommend my products which have at least an ounce of value.
So here we are. I'm here telling you how to extort cash from the thousands of wasters who are prepared to squander their cash on shite programs claiming to make the purchaser stinking rich. As I mentioned, the Rich Dork program is about the only one worth it's salt. RJ is an arrogant yanky fuckwit who happens to have got lucky and made some serious wonga whilst surrounding himself with all the Rich Dork trimmings of chicks, cars, yachts, desert islands, private jets and all the rest of that hum drum shite that I was doing 20 years ago. You can read more about all this drivel on his webshite: The Rich Dork. Whilst at it, and his webshite is an interesting read, be sure to buy his e-book, because if you are going to make some cash online, after my site, his e book is the bible.
BUY: The Rich Dork
Now here's a hot tip straight off the press lining my pockets. To be honest I set up this heap of dross website just to prove to myself how stupid everyone is. The site is getting more traffic per advertiser than the Million Dollar Homepage, trust me I know what I'm talking about, yet no one is buying any space. Cheap traffic; £15 for one year with a link to one of the crock-of-shite affiliate sites I am teaching YOU about, plus one sale = PROFIT. Wake up and smell the F@#KING coffee dog breath, it's not freakin rocket science. There are fookin millions of pixel sites, many getting decent traffic with no advertisers. Do a search on google blah, blah. The chicks here by the way are just a gimmik. I use em to get traffic to my site, check it out here. Pixel Something or Other.
BUY: Pixelius Profitus
Ok rat-puke-face, getting the picture? There are any number of shite programs that the public seem willing to waste their cash on. The point is, you simply have to draw these products to the attention of idiots who failed to get sucked in by the yanks promoting them. Find your niche... and I'm telling you, to get started there is no better niche than some of these pixel sites. Just buy a piece of space on a half decent pixel site and sell ONE affiliate product and your in PROFIT. Where have you parked your space ship? For example, sell this product, the public can't wait to waste their cash on it: No Adware. In order to maximise your chances of making at least some cash, please get off your arse and visit my comprehenisve sell page where you can see what products I reccommend to sell.
SELL: Some Spyware